Giving Thanks To The Net

Tomorrow is Turkey Day. A day given to reflection and thought and thanks for what we hold dear in our lives. Looking back on my Thanksgivings of the past, I can see the progression of computers and the net as they have woven their way into our society.

Our family used to wander over to partake of the stuffed bird feast with some friends. We’d take our computers and laptops and hook up a maze of wires that put each one in communication with the others. It would often take a couple of hours to get things right, with every electronic box talking to each other, but we didn’t care – we were in Geekdom Heaven.

We’d then play the newly minted StarCraft, filling the room with shouts and evil laughter while my husband and the lady of that house filled the air with the tantalizing aroma of roasted bird.

As we moved into the internet age, our game days went by the wayside. Instead, a home video filmed with a bulky, heavy camera, made a very early YouTube debut. It featured me dropping the bird on the kitchen floor after thoughtlessly plunging my hand into it’s nether regions as I removed it from the oven.

My diabolical offspring discovered the joys of viral video sharing with that little escapade just a few months after YouTube had been born. True to the genes I passed on to them, they also posted it to Google Video and a few other sites that no longer exist to see if they could get the view count up, and maybe get ranked for a few key phrases.

They were awed by the power of the net, watching the stats climb as those few moments of infamy became one of the first YouTube viral videos. And yes, they did get rankings for “stuffed turkey accident” and a couple of other Thanksgiving terms.

Seeking to repeat their success the next Thanksgiving, that camera was everywhere. Fortunately, even though there was a filmed incident that I will not describe here, other netizens had discovered the power of viral video. They flooded the net with exploding turkeys, live turkeys dressed in pilgrim outfits, turkeys chasing axe wielding humans, and many other funny, silly or downright stupid turkey tricks. Thus the previous year’s success was not repeated due to much heavier competition. That was something I was VERY thankful for!.

This year I will spend some time with my kids and friends. Even though we all can’t be together in the same room, we will be sharing the same online experience. We’ll be in a voice chat, playing some sort of online game as we catch up. We’ll talk marketing, and seo, and business startups and hardware advances for several hours before sitting down to our respective tables.

We’ll compare notes about online sales at Amazon and NewEgg. We’ll laugh about the “old days” as we auto connect to our wireless networks. Urls for favorite sites will be passed back and forth. We’ll compare site visitor stats and bounce rates and discuss how current events are affecting sales in our respective industries.

And when I sit down to give thanks for what I have, I’ll thank the technology and constant innovation that have made my Thanksgivings joyful memories for so many years. No matter how far flung my family and friends may be, they are as close as my mouse and my monitor thanks to the online world we live in.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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